Dear Immune System

Seriously? You thought I wouldn't notice that you took a one day vacation? Thought you could sneak away in the middle of the night to go "Jersey Shore" it up? Failure, failure, failure -- failure. For those few minutes you were gone I was brutally attacked. Temperature went up, fever set in. Shivers all night long. Wake up on Thursday morning feeling nauseous and dizzy. Oh and thanks for making me feel dizzy so I don't want to get out of bed therefore making me dehydrated. So you now have to work overtime to make me feel better. Congratulations on succeeding at nothing except for making me feel like crap. And today...what the hell? I feel 10 times better. Was I not allowed to go to school yesterday? This is ridiculous. For the next few days I'm going to be stuck being sick thanks to your little vacation. 

Love,

Brittney