Crazy, mentally insane, out of my mind, psychotic...Come to figure out that I am totally and completely sane. Ah! What? Um no Brittney is not allowed to be sane. It's highly impossible on 30 different levels. But apparently I am sane. Haha got you there for a moment. Well I am sane when it comes to something in particular, and that is milk. Milk you might ask. Yes the dairy product that usually comes from a cow. There's chocolate milk, strawberry milk, cookies and cream milk, whole milk, 2% milk, 1% milk and skim milk. So many options right, so how do you choose. Well I personally love chocolate milk but only from Reed's Dairy in Idaho Falls...Strawberry milk is meh, it kinda grosses me out. Cookies and cream milk is heaven in milk...until I saw the calories it contained. Whole milk is Satan, it should not exist at all. It is cow fat in a jug. 2% milk is Satan's spawn, it's not as thick as whole milk but still nasty as hell. 1% milk is the spawn of Satan's spawn, it's definitely better than 2% milk but I still hate it. It's gross and too thick. Skim milk, some say it tastes like water. Well guess what I like water milk then because skim milk is the only way to go. It tastes like milk it looks like milk and I don't feel like I have to try to get the milk out of the container. So why don't you try all of the different milks I have listed and decide for yourself. But let me tell you something: I WILL NEVER EVER EVER DRINK ANYTHING BUT SKIM MILK AGAIN BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS GROSS!
-Brittney
P.S I still love you if you don't drink skim milk. :)
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