Hair cuts

Dear lady who cut my hair last night,
   What in the hell were you thinking!? Just wondering because it seems to have turned out that you cut oh I dunno about 2 inches off my hair. Yeah thanks for that. I really do appreciate it! Sure I might have told you that I didn't want to do anything drastic, I didn't want to cut off anymore than necessary. Maybe you thought it would be funny to tell me 3/4 of an inch then cut off 2. Well let me tell you I'm laughing my freakin' head off. It's really funny since 2 months of growing my hair out was a complete waste. Thank you! I would like to say some really colorful words but I won't....You just better hope that my hair grows 4 inches in 2 months or I will find you...
Again, thank you!
-Brittney